celeryandhummus:

our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s

they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”

(via mo-lester)


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roughrimjob:

I feel really shitty and useless but at the same time I’m still perfect and better than anyone

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(via zackisontumblr)


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I WAS JUST PUTTING ON A SHIRT TO GO TO BED AND THE BIGGEST FUCKING SPIDER CRAWLED OUT OF THE SHIRT AS SOON AS I PUT IT ON
I will not be sleeping tonight
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chickensandwich:

iron man 24: he is rusting

(via fuckyeahtxtposts)


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